December 2009
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“Do the right thing!”
– Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono
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Mocking Lecturer #3
Mocking Lecturer: "So Ryan, what's your understanding about the article?"
Me: "Okay, this article shows that the writer is losing his faith on our President Mr. SBY. It's because of Mr. SBY's vague speech about the problem between KPK and National Police."
Mocking Lecturer: "And your understanding about this article?"
Me: [*think* maybe he didn't get it] "this article shows that the writer is losing his faith on our President Mr. SBY. It's because of Mr. SBY's vague speech about the problem between KPK and National Police."
Mocking Lecturer: [he said this to whole class mockingly] "Okay, when I ask that question, it means that I ask about the problem. Meaning that the question is 'what is your understanding about the problem between KPK and National Police?'... but, thank you, ryan. thank you."
Me: *Whatever!*
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Gue, Mama dan Gus Dur
24 December 2009. 20.40
Gue: "mah, Gus Dur masuk RS"
Mama: "alhamdulillah..."
Gue: *gatau mau ngomong apa*
24 December 2009. 20.49
Mama: "dimana yan si Gus Dur teh?"
Gue: "jombang ceunah abis jiarah.."
Mama: "yah.. semoga diterima amal ibadahnya.."
Gue: *makin ga bisa ngomong*
30 December 2009. 21.36
Gue: "gimana mah si Gus Dur teh?" [Tau Gus Dur sudah berpulang dan baru beres nonton The Hangover]
Mama: "nya kitu weh. Paling ge di-kafan-an. moal ku daun cau"
Gue: *gusti*
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“Gitu aja kok repot”
– dedicated for the late Mr. K. H. Abdurrahman ad-Dakhil Wahid
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The Police - Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic
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Mocking Lecturer #2
*situation: a week after september-earthquake
Class: "Pak gempa, pak" [nervously]
Mocking Lecturer: "What?!"
Class: "Gempa, Pak. tuh tuh rasain. goyang-goyang"
Mocking Lecturer: "Don't be PARANOID. I didn't feel anything"
Class: "tapi tadi gempa, pak"
Mocking Lecturer: "No, it's not. u're just paranoid. don't be afraid. Don't jeopardize your self"
*Mocking Lecturer's handphone was ringing* [Mocking Lecturer read SMS that told there was an earthquake]
Mocking Lecturer: "kalau tidak aman kenapa harus masuk kelas?"
Class: *yeee... dibilangin kaga percaya!*
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“We’ve got a diem to carpe!”
– Flint Lockwood - Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs (2009)
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Up (2009) #3
Young Ellie: [Ellie opens her Adventure Book to reveal to Carl a "Life" magazine with Charles Muntz on the cover] You know him.
[Carl gasps]
Young Ellie: Charles Muntz, explorer. When I get big, I'm going where he's going,
[pulls away the magazine to reveal a map of... ]
Young Ellie: South America. It's like America, but south.
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Up (2009) #2
Carl Fredricksen: Hey, let's play a game. It's called "see who can be quiet the longest."
Russell: Cool! My mom loves that game!
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Up (2009)
[Carl and Russell find Dug in a South American desert]
Russell: [pets Dug] Hey, I like dogs!
Carl Fredricksen: [calling out] We have your dog!
Russell: [Dug walks around Russell] Whoa.
Carl Fredricksen: I wonder who he belongs to?
Russell: Sit boy.
[Dug sits]
Russell: Hey look, he's trained! Shake.
[Dug shakes his paw]
Russell: Uh-huh. Speak.
Dug: Hi there.
Russell, Carl Fredricksen: [surprised exclamations]
Carl Fredricksen: Did that dog just say "Hi there"?
Dug: Oh yes.
Carl Fredricksen: Whaa!
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Terrific Tornado!
Me: *nervous*
Dimas: *excited*
Widya: *emmmm*
Isti: *Wearing jacket. protecting my br#ast*
Me: *smile while I can*
Dimas: *more excited*
Widya: *wonder woman.. YEAHH!!*
Isti: *round round round*
Me: *praying*
Dimas: *are u ready girls?!*
Widya: *ehhmm*
Isti: *what is it? soreang doesn’t have it*
Me: *HAHAHA!!!*
Dimas: *love it! love it! love it!*
Widya:...
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Love Actually (2003) #3
Sam: Daniel, I have a plan!
Daniel: Thank the Lord! Tell me.
Sam: Well, girls love musicians, don't they?
Daniel: Uh-huh.
Sam: Even the really weird ones get girlfriends.
Daniel: That's right. Meatloaf definitely got laid at least once. For God's sake, Ringo Starr married a Bond girl!
Sam: [looks at him strangely] Whatever.
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Love Actually (2003) #2
Press Conference Reporter: Mr. President, has it been a good visit?
The President: Very satisfactory indeed. We got what we came for, and our special relationship is still very special.
Press Conference Reporter: Prime Minister?
Prime Minister: I love that word "relationship." Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it? I fear that this has become a bad relationship; a relationship based on the President taking exactly what he wants and casually ignoring all those things that really matter to, erm... Britain. We may be a small country, but we're a great one, too. The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, the Beatles, Sean Connery, Harry Potter. David Beckham's right foot. David Beckham's left foot, come to that. And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend. And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward I will be prepared to be much stronger. And the President should be prepared for that.
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Love Actually (2003)
Daniel: Tell her that you love her.
Sam: No way! Anyway, they fly tonight.
Daniel: Even better! Sam, you've got nothin' to lose, and you'll always regret it if you don't! I never told your mom enough. I should have told her everyday because she was perfect everyday. You've seen the films, kiddo. It ain't over 'til its over.
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Punya komentar politik tapi bingung mau share... →
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“lf men are from Mars and Women are
from Venus and you speak Venusian, the...”
– J.M Perkins (Bette Midler) - What Women Want (2000)
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Misoh-misoh Gurita Cikeas
Menyikapi progress test discussing article Speaking for Academic Purposes yang berakhir dengan komentar dosen “kurang dikembangkan, terlalu sedikit” atau mungkin “dasar bego, ngembangin artikel segitu aja kaga bisa!”, sekarang gue coba bahas artikel yang baru gue baca dari Soegeng Sarjadi School of Government Indonesia (SSSGI) berjudul ‘Buku George, Buku...
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The Mocking Lecturer #1
The Mocking Lecturer: "I've already tell u all about the story"
Class: "No, you haven't"
The Mocking Lecturer: "Yes, I have" (confidently)
Class: *sigh*
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2 Hal Yang Tidak Mungkin Di dunia Ini...
A: "Da asa ga mungkin maneh dapet nilai alus dari si Pak Beddy mah. Musuh"
B: "eleuh eta lalawora. cuman ada 2 hal yang ga mungkin didunia ini teh"
A: "banyak teori!"
B: "yeuh. 1) Menentang kuasa Allah. 2) nawar harga di supermarket"
A: *zzzzz*
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Endah N Rhesa - When You Love Someone
I love you...
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The Pursuit of Happyness - is "FUCK" spelled...
Christopher Gardner: It's not "H-A-P-P-Y-N-E-S-S" Happiness is spelled with an "I" instead of a "Y"
Christopher: Oh, okay. Is "Fuck" spelled right?
Christopher Gardner: Um, yes. "Fuck" is spelled right but you shouldn't use that word.
Christopher: Why? What's it mean?
Christopher Gardner: It's, um, an adult word used to express anger and, uh, other things. But it's an adult word. It's spelled right, but don't use it.
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English FAIL Blog (yang salah grammar bukan orang... →
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“Harus bisa!”
– Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono
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500 Days of Summer
Tom: Look, we don't have to put a label on it. That's fine. I get it. But, you know, I just... I need some consistency.
Summer: I know.
Tom: I need to know that you're not gonna wake up in the morning and feel differently.
Summer: And I can't give you that. Nobody can.
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Pemerintah Malaysia Buat Museum Di Makassar 2010
Makassar (ANTARA News) - Pemerintah Malaysia melalui Perbadanan Muzium Melaka akan membuka galeri museum di kota Makassar pada 2010. Sejumlah koleksi barang bersejarah peninggalan Negeri Melaka, Malaysia, nantinya dapat disaksikan di galeri Melaka atau museum mini yang dibangun di kota Makassar yang terkenal sebagai kota bandar pelabuhan terbesar pada beberapa abad yang lalu.
Niatan untuk...
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Inglourious Basterds's Funniest Scene
Col. Hans Landa: [giddy] That's a bingo!
[Aldo and Utivich stare at him in confusion]
Col. Hans Landa: Is that the way you say it? "That's a bingo?"
Lt. Aldo Raine: You just say "bingo".
Col. Hans Landa: Ahhh! BINGO! What fun! But, I digress. Where were we?
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“Genius sees the answer before the question”
– J Robert Oppenheimer
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Tak Ada Yang Tahu
Motor bebek warna hitam itu berhenti di depan sebuah bengkel. Ada yang salah dengan ban luar motor itu. Ban motor itu tidak kempes. tapi benjol-benjol seperti kepala pencuri yang dihakimi masa. “Ganti ban luar, mas.” Kata sang pengendara motor bebek itu. Usianya tak lebih dari 20 tahun. Mungkin masih sekolah. Tak tahulah. Sulit melihat apakah seseorang masih sekolah atau tidak di jaman edan yang...
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“Hate the sin, not the sinner”
– Mahatma Gandhi